The Papal List

Well, the Pope is stopping by Washington D.C. April 15, The Big P, Robe Guy, Hat, God's Rottweiler. Wouldn't it be funny if they gave out thousands of paper pope hats to the crowd? Anyway, there are tons of "things you can do" while visiting our nations capital, here is a short list of things that I personally think he won't have time for.

1. Haggling over 2 lbs. of croaker at the S.E. Waterfront.
2. Throwing out the first pitch at a Nats game.
3. Pissing in a Georgetown alley.
4. Drip juice on his robe from snails in black bean sauce from chinatown's Big Wong's.
5. Shop at D.C.'s first Target store in order to put money back into the city.

6. Exit the National Aquarium muttering,.."what the hell was that?"
7. Repeatedly stand on his toes to catch a glimpse of the Hope Diamond.
8. Participate as a cook in a Civil War reenactment at historic Manassas Battlefield.
9. Show up late for Wine & Wig Wednesday at L'Enfant Cafe in Adams Morgan.
10. Paddleboat amongst dead fish along the beautiful Tidal Basin.